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Tag Archives: aging
“Have You Checked The Trunk? I Was Aging A Salami In There.”
Warning: The following contains dumb ideas, awful Batman impersonations, and a Matt Weiters (pronounced ‘Mat Wheat-erz’) – shaped hole in the lineup. A look at some panels from Peter Bagge’s Hate #22, published in 1996. In 1996, I lived about … Continue reading
In The Cards For Spring 2013
Disclaimer: The following contains questionable opinions, terrible Batman impersonations, and a Matt Wieters (pronounced ‘wee-terz’) – sized hole in the lineup. Went to the ballgame last Saturday; had to get there early. The Golden Boy, for some reason, wanted to … Continue reading
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Tagged aging, baseball -- what a dull pastime, Brooks Robinson, Bruce Campbell, Cal Ripken, Chris Hoiles, Earl Weaver, Eddie Murray, Gil Kane, Jim Palmer, Kenny Rogers as the Gambler, lemme see them pasteboards there son, Middle-Aged Diane Ladd, Rick Dempsey, Ted Kennedy, the Golden Boy, the Sadie Monster
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The Competitor
Came home from band practice Tuesday night, all excited. Our drummer couldn’t make it; so rather than slave over the ‘originals’ we worked up some covers. I got to sing one; if I’d figured out my guitar solo better at … Continue reading
The Hills Are Alive
I’d post more often, but mercy day I’m tired. The only people that check out the Hive of the Hee-Hawg are weirdos who are brought here by search engines and, I’m guessing, want to learn more about Rick Camp, whose … Continue reading
I Don’t Envy You At All, Brah
So we roll into the OC on Friday. We meet my in-laws and go to dinner on the Bay side of First Street, at De Lazy Lizard Bar and Grill. It seems to be a new place in Ocean City, … Continue reading
Hello, Highlandtown!
So I’ve finally got the deets on my Highlandtown gig this Saturday. I’m playing after 7. Last year, I was ‘the only guy they could get,’ so I went on absurdly early. But hey, that was the first ‘outdoor’ gig … Continue reading
Pet Peeves At The Zoo
So th’ Wife and the Golden Boy headed out to DC for some kind of Get! Pumped! For! Science! convention for kids. Leaving me with the Sadie Monster all day. We decided to go to the Maryland Zoo at Baltimore. … Continue reading
‘…And Laugh, When He’s Conquered And Won.’
So, I looks on ye Olde Book of The Faces today and finds out my archest of arch-enemies is on his deathbed. No, sirrussly, this time it is FO’ REALZ. Owing to his nasty habits and middle-age, he wound up … Continue reading
Who Reads This Mess, Any Way?
The good people at WordPress tell me when people visit this blog ratchear off of search terms. Which is weird, if you axe me, because I’m trying to tell people about the late Hi-Fi Kish, the late Carl Perkins, and … Continue reading
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Tagged 1988 nadir of 'white culture', aging, Buffum's Fragrance Counter, Carl Perkins, comedy, guy with a boner for Trevor Rabin, Hi-Fi & the Roadburners, Jimmy Swope, Leffingwell's Grocery, music and losers -- I call it 'loozik', Rockie Bee, Shunt McGuppin, Superego
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