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Tag Archives: I’m too old for this shit
The Undertow
One of my favorite comics of recent years is Criminal, by Ed Brubaker and an artist whose name doesn’t leap to mind. It’s boiled down from the paperback crime novels of the Forties thru the Seventies; if you’ve ever made … Continue reading
The Competitor
Came home from band practice Tuesday night, all excited. Our drummer couldn’t make it; so rather than slave over the ‘originals’ we worked up some covers. I got to sing one; if I’d figured out my guitar solo better at … Continue reading
Adventure!
When was the last time you left a movie theater humming a tune written specifically for that movie? I can’t remember offhand; my guess is probably Ghostbusters. Maybe Fletch Lives. There’s always Tarantino films, but he not only licenses catchy songs, … Continue reading
Highlandtown: Journey to the Center of the Mind
Returned home not two hours’ time ago from the Bob Cummings Block Party in Highlandtown. Like Frank Drebin sez, “…that fondue party was real mind-bender. It was a stone soul gas, man.” This is the second such Bob Cummings Block … Continue reading
I Don’t Envy You At All, Brah
So we roll into the OC on Friday. We meet my in-laws and go to dinner on the Bay side of First Street, at De Lazy Lizard Bar and Grill. It seems to be a new place in Ocean City, … Continue reading
Hello, Highlandtown!
So I’ve finally got the deets on my Highlandtown gig this Saturday. I’m playing after 7. Last year, I was ‘the only guy they could get,’ so I went on absurdly early. But hey, that was the first ‘outdoor’ gig … Continue reading
Points of Origin; the Wind That Shakes The Stars
So this Wednesday, I’m going to see my old bandmate, Dan Sartain, at the Black Cat in Warshington, D.C. I even bought a ticket thru the compooper roughly a month ago. Hey, I’m married with kids. There’s none of this, … Continue reading
That Could Be Me — That Was Me — I’ve Got A Life, Right?
A few weeks back I wrote a brief, mildly respectful bit about a teammate of mine from my girlie school’s rugby team. I won’t lie to you; the contemplation of mortality has gotten to me a little bit. Up until … Continue reading
Rockie Bee’s Raves: Shunt McGuppin and the Superego Podcast
I had two terrible on-the-job accidents this past summer. First, a table saw grabbed ahold of some lumber I’d been cutting and lacerated one of my fingers, effectively ending a long-withering career of the troubadourical nature.* Second, and more seriously, … Continue reading
The Carl Perkins Chronosyncroinfinidibulum
So I’m doing my evening blog reading last night, and I look up one of those music-sharing blogs, a rockabilly music one. There’s nothing so depressing as a rockabilly music-sharing blog; they come in many flavors. Many of them just … Continue reading