- 1988 nadir of 'white culture' 1999 was no great shakes either Action Figure Theater aging Baltimore--backed-up toilet of a town Baltimore--the Concrete Vixen at her Best baseball -- what a dull pastime better living big f*cking tobacco globs Buffum's Fragrance Counter Burt Reynolds -- great actor or GREATEST ACTOR? Burt Reynolds cartoon Carl Perkins Chris Gaffney city motto comedy crayola dump Danny Gatton Dan Sartain Deadbolt -- The Scariest Band In The World! Doc Watson dumb ideas you get from books about music ELVIS IS EVERYWHERE Esskay Pea and the Bloated Pissoirs Eulogy for Lazy Pete Eulogy for ol' Sherman fat bastards fathers and sons film criticism futurama guy with a boner for Trevor Rabin Hee-Hawg Herman Hi-Fi & the Roadburners Hobo Babylon I'm too old for this shit introduction James Bond Jandek Jimmy Swope kids these days Last Day in the old townhouse Leffingwell's Grocery lemme see them pasteboards there son m Minutemen Monkees tribute band music and losers -- I call it 'loozik' old chum Original Oil Kilz the Jizz Stain DESTROYER ottobar people you'd already know about if you were as adventurous a fellow as I am periodontist's wet dream Putz Poodinsk and the Nite-Liters Putz Poodinski ramones t shirt ridiculous people in music documentaries Rockie Bee Roger Moore sexlexia Shunt McGuppin skinny jeans snobbery soundtrack for the paleo-future St. Mary's College of Maryland Old Boys stumps of mystery Superego Teddy Toughnuts the Golden Boy the horror of domestic life the Sadie Monster trains Tuscaloosa--blood clot of a burg Tuscaloosa-- Wet Fart of the South! way back when whur's mah vay-cay-shun?
Monthly Archives: April 2012
So th’ Wife and the Golden Boy headed out to DC for some kind of Get! Pumped! For! Science! convention for kids. Leaving me with the Sadie Monster all day. We decided to go to the Maryland Zoo at Baltimore. … Continue reading
WordPress is pretty funny, showing me what search terms people use to stumble their way over to the Hive of the Hee-Hawg. I mean, this is how I know that noted author and musical transcriptionist Ralph Agresta’s DUI monitor is … Continue reading
The 1981 Donruss cards. A standard of hideousness. The colors are off; and they’re often blurry. It’s possible the problem was just the use of printer’s inks that were unsuitable for the card stock they were printed on. It’s also … Continue reading
Sooo, the Golden Boy has inherited another card collection; this time, from my brother-in-law. There’s a little bit of overlap between our collections; mine spans mainly 1981-1983, and his spans mostly 1983-1986. Three years is about as much baseball as … Continue reading
A few weeks back I wrote a brief, mildly respectful bit about a teammate of mine from my girlie school’s rugby team. I won’t lie to you; the contemplation of mortality has gotten to me a little bit. Up until … Continue reading