- 1988 nadir of 'white culture' 1999 was no great shakes either Action Figure Theater aging Baltimore--backed-up toilet of a town Baltimore--the Concrete Vixen at her Best baseball -- what a dull pastime better living big f*cking tobacco globs Buffum's Fragrance Counter Burt Reynolds -- great actor or GREATEST ACTOR? Burt Reynolds cartoon Carl Perkins Chris Gaffney city motto comedy crayola dump Danny Gatton Dan Sartain Deadbolt -- The Scariest Band In The World! Doc Watson dumb ideas you get from books about music ELVIS IS EVERYWHERE Esskay Pea and the Bloated Pissoirs Eulogy for Lazy Pete Eulogy for ol' Sherman fat bastards fathers and sons film criticism futurama guy with a boner for Trevor Rabin Hee-Hawg Herman Hi-Fi & the Roadburners Hobo Babylon I'm too old for this shit introduction James Bond Jandek Jimmy Swope kids these days Last Day in the old townhouse Leffingwell's Grocery lemme see them pasteboards there son m Minutemen Monkees tribute band music and losers -- I call it 'loozik' old chum Original Oil Kilz the Jizz Stain DESTROYER ottobar people you'd already know about if you were as adventurous a fellow as I am periodontist's wet dream Putz Poodinsk and the Nite-Liters Putz Poodinski ramones t shirt ridiculous people in music documentaries Rockie Bee Roger Moore sexlexia Shunt McGuppin skinny jeans snobbery soundtrack for the paleo-future St. Mary's College of Maryland Old Boys stumps of mystery Superego Teddy Toughnuts the Golden Boy the horror of domestic life the Sadie Monster trains Tuscaloosa--blood clot of a burg Tuscaloosa-- Wet Fart of the South! way back when whur's mah vay-cay-shun?
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In the summer of 1999 I experienced a deeply unpleasant upheaval in my personal life. The positive upshot of it was that I was free to chase after the deeply stupid dream of a career in the performing arts without … Continue reading
I was listening to a podcast this afternoon; one that has featured, over the last few months, songs from an only-just-released album from an old friend of mine. My friend’s featured song today was one I used to play with … Continue reading
So: I produced my first recording session yesterday. I’m a regular Eddie Kramer ovah heah! A more accomplished friend of mine put out an open call for some novelty music based on Ennio Morricone soundtrack music. I said, what the … Continue reading
It has not escaped my notice, over the years, that the young and formerly-young performing people in the underground of the music world make a lot of hay about ‘casting off the shackles of the Man,’ ‘being an individual, not … Continue reading
Warning: The following contains dumb ideas, awful Batman impersonations, and a Matt Weiters (pronounced ‘Mat Wheat-erz’) – shaped hole in the lineup. A look at some panels from Peter Bagge’s Hate #22, published in 1996. In 1996, I lived about … Continue reading
Disclaimer: The following contains questionable opinions, terrible Batman impersonations, and a Matt Wieters (pronounced ‘wee-terz’) – sized hole in the lineup. Went to the ballgame last Saturday; had to get there early. The Golden Boy, for some reason, wanted to … Continue reading