- 1988 nadir of 'white culture' 1999 was no great shakes either Action Figure Theater aging Baltimore--backed-up toilet of a town Baltimore--the Concrete Vixen at her Best baseball -- what a dull pastime better living big f*cking tobacco globs Buffum's Fragrance Counter Burt Reynolds -- great actor or GREATEST ACTOR? Burt Reynolds cartoon Carl Perkins Chris Gaffney city motto comedy crayola dump Danny Gatton Dan Sartain Deadbolt -- The Scariest Band In The World! Doc Watson dumb ideas you get from books about music ELVIS IS EVERYWHERE Esskay Pea and the Bloated Pissoirs Eulogy for Lazy Pete Eulogy for ol' Sherman fat bastards fathers and sons film criticism futurama guy with a boner for Trevor Rabin Hee-Hawg Herman Hi-Fi & the Roadburners Hobo Babylon I'm too old for this shit introduction James Bond Jandek Jimmy Swope kids these days Last Day in the old townhouse Leffingwell's Grocery lemme see them pasteboards there son m Minutemen Monkees tribute band music and losers -- I call it 'loozik' old chum Original Oil Kilz the Jizz Stain DESTROYER ottobar people you'd already know about if you were as adventurous a fellow as I am periodontist's wet dream Putz Poodinsk and the Nite-Liters Putz Poodinski ramones t shirt ridiculous people in music documentaries Rockie Bee Roger Moore sexlexia Shunt McGuppin skinny jeans snobbery soundtrack for the paleo-future St. Mary's College of Maryland Old Boys stumps of mystery Superego Teddy Toughnuts the Golden Boy the horror of domestic life the Sadie Monster trains Tuscaloosa--blood clot of a burg Tuscaloosa-- Wet Fart of the South! way back when whur's mah vay-cay-shun?
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So Friday I went to see my old friend Dan play at the unbelievably boring old Ottobar in Baltimore (City Motto: ‘The Turd At Your Doorstep‘). There was a sense of urgency in my wanting to see Dan do his … Continue reading
So tomorrow’s my daughter’s party for her fifth birthday. She’s been amped up for a week; can’t sleep past midnight in anticipation of being the center of attention and getting presents. She wanted a Barbie theme; Th’ Wife and I … Continue reading
Came home from band practice Tuesday night, all excited. Our drummer couldn’t make it; so rather than slave over the ‘originals’ we worked up some covers. I got to sing one; if I’d figured out my guitar solo better at … Continue reading
I’d post more often, but mercy day I’m tired. The only people that check out the Hive of the Hee-Hawg are weirdos who are brought here by search engines and, I’m guessing, want to learn more about Rick Camp, whose … Continue reading
Well, that was a strange baseball season for Orioles fans. Which I nominally am. I’m pretty sure I quit caring about them when they ran Eddie Murray out of town. They went from first to third between 1983 to 1984 and … Continue reading
Saturday’s the Baltimore Comic-Con. Took me a while to get in ‘in the mood’ for it. Normally, I’m all about the Comic-Con. I love the ‘Artist’s Alley.’ Not the ‘real’ Artist’s Alley, which is slam-full of Guys Of Whom You … Continue reading