- 1988 nadir of 'white culture' 1999 was no great shakes either Action Figure Theater aging Baltimore--backed-up toilet of a town Baltimore--the Concrete Vixen at her Best baseball -- what a dull pastime better living big f*cking tobacco globs Buffum's Fragrance Counter Burt Reynolds -- great actor or GREATEST ACTOR? Burt Reynolds cartoon Carl Perkins Chris Gaffney city motto comedy crayola dump Danny Gatton Dan Sartain Deadbolt -- The Scariest Band In The World! Doc Watson dumb ideas you get from books about music ELVIS IS EVERYWHERE Esskay Pea and the Bloated Pissoirs Eulogy for Lazy Pete Eulogy for ol' Sherman fat bastards fathers and sons film criticism futurama guy with a boner for Trevor Rabin Hee-Hawg Herman Hi-Fi & the Roadburners Hobo Babylon I'm too old for this shit introduction James Bond Jandek Jimmy Swope kids these days Last Day in the old townhouse Leffingwell's Grocery lemme see them pasteboards there son m Minutemen Monkees tribute band music and losers -- I call it 'loozik' old chum Original Oil Kilz the Jizz Stain DESTROYER ottobar people you'd already know about if you were as adventurous a fellow as I am periodontist's wet dream Putz Poodinsk and the Nite-Liters Putz Poodinski ramones t shirt ridiculous people in music documentaries Rockie Bee Roger Moore sexlexia Shunt McGuppin skinny jeans snobbery soundtrack for the paleo-future St. Mary's College of Maryland Old Boys stumps of mystery Superego Teddy Toughnuts the Golden Boy the horror of domestic life the Sadie Monster trains Tuscaloosa--blood clot of a burg Tuscaloosa-- Wet Fart of the South! way back when whur's mah vay-cay-shun?
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So Friday I went to see my old friend Dan play at the unbelievably boring old Ottobar in Baltimore (City Motto: ‘The Turd At Your Doorstep‘). There was a sense of urgency in my wanting to see Dan do his … Continue reading
So this Wednesday, I’m going to see my old bandmate, Dan Sartain, at the Black Cat in Warshington, D.C. I even bought a ticket thru the compooper roughly a month ago. Hey, I’m married with kids. There’s none of this, … Continue reading
So Doc Watson passed the other day. I don’t recall ever seeing him on television (and I used to watch Studio 330 Sessions fairly regularly when we first got cable), or hearing him all that much on the radio (and … Continue reading
While scouring the mp3 blogs for ‘things I vaguely remember being interested in,’ ‘stuff I’d seen back when record stores were a thing, but didn’t have the money,’ and ‘hey, if you’re that enthused about it, Mr. Blog Writer, sure, … Continue reading
So it looks like, if my Blogspot and Youtube data are to be believed, that the recent guest to the Hive of the Hee-Hawg who came here from a search engine for ‘Burt Reynolds cartoon’ is not, as was my … Continue reading
So, I looks on ye Olde Book of The Faces today and finds out my archest of arch-enemies is on his deathbed. No, sirrussly, this time it is FO’ REALZ. Owing to his nasty habits and middle-age, he wound up … Continue reading